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The only time you cannot be hacked is when you do not own a computer
or you are not a tree.
HITLIST 2011
Geavanceerde politieke correctheid is niet te onderscheiden van sarcasme
Any marginally usable programming language approaches an ill defined
barely usable re-implementation of half of common-lisp
In dieser scheisshaus wohnt ein Geist
Der jedem in die eier beisst
Aber mich hat er nicht gebissen
Denn, Ich hab ihm auf dem Kopf geschissen.
A well regulated free and independent CABAL, being
necessary to the security of a free and independent internet
community, the right of the people to keep, develop, and use Free
Software Systems, and exchange any informtion thereof shall not be infringed.
ksie de maan, ksiede maan
ksie de maan scheynt door wat boohmuh
Tis verdomme sinnieklaas, klaas klaas
I CONFESS, to have worshiped the HyperSpec
I CONFESS, to have followed the rulings of CLTL2
I CONFESS, to have listened to the MIT SICP lectures
I CONFESS, to have read evil books like PAIP and PCL
I CONFESS, to have perverted True Languages to do my dirty work
I CONFESS, to have abused strong types as mere data
I CONFESS, to have misled patterns to be dumb objects
I CONFESS, to have liberated memory by letting the GC delete its pointers
I CONFESS, to have rebelled against linguistic oppression
I CONFESS, to have raped cannonical coding-styles
HENCE I humbly ask forgiveness for all these evil deeds.
I cannot live in peace of mind with the gains from that endeavour,
wich will last me to my end in this realm, but won by all those great evils in thou eye.
diviniae Ignorami, absolvo me !
287,41347 mm is exacte wat buiten de nominale maat toleranties van een
DIN A4 valt, en wat is jouw excuus ?
287.41347 mm is exact outside the nominal tolerances for a DIN A4.
What is your excuse ?
An operatingsystem is just a name you give to the rest of the bloated
idiosyncratic machine-based-features you left out of your editor.
Ken je Office ? : Ja, da's engels voor kantoor
Eh, we bedoelen MS Office : Ja, ik ben bekend met mindervaliden aanpassingen in kantoren.
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POLITE_ERROR :
Hiermede deel ik U mede het schier onbeschrijflijk genoegen te hebben
het muzikale voortbrengsel niet te kunnen afspelen wegens:
Audio_device_not_found
If you live today it merely means I was to bored to reload yesterday
Digitale techniek heeft een belangrijk voordeel: het werkt of is stuk.
Werkt het, is er geen reden je druk te maken, als het stuk is niet meer.
-rw-rw-rw- are the permissions of the beast.
Iets naar mij toe communiceren is vele malen inefficienter dan gewoon
vertellen wat je wil, bovendien blijft mijn koffie Hot en ik Cool.
http://www.policeinterceptor.com/navysounds.htm
Onzer politieke voorlichting officier vertelde ons dreigend: De Russen
staan bij een aanval, in 72 uur aan de rijn ! Mijn vraag was danook
onmiddellijk: Is het dan niet handiger dat wij Russisch leren ipv
politiek, opdat wij alle patienten kunnen verstaan, of wenst men
slechts de bodycount te verhogen als gevolg van miscommunicatie? Ons
veldhospitaal opbouwen duurt slechts 24 uur en dan ontvangen we vast
alreeds de eerste russische patienten.
Military intelligence heeft zo z'n beperkingen, ja.
Nerds zijn raar, voor alles wat ze als smakeloze, kwaliteitsloze en
als utter crap duidden gebruiken ze het derogatief "KAAS" en toch eet dat volkje pizza.
0) Cats do what they want, when they want
1) They rarely listen to you
2) They are totally unpredictable
3) They whine when they are not happy
4) When you want to play, they want to be left alone
5) When you want to be alone, they want to play
6) They expect you to cater to their every whim
7) They're moody
8) They leave their hair everywhere
9) They drive you nuts
Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats!
Mijn Tools zijn zooo Modern dat ze allemaal eindigen op "saurus"
Microsoft Windows is to computing as the Ottoman Empire was to late
nineteenth century politics: it covers a lot of territory, but no-one
takes it seriously anymore.
Dat is uiteraard het moment dat het postdineraal nondigestabel residue
de roterende luchtagitatiecontraptie raakt.
That is when the postdineral nondigestable residue makes bodily contact
with the rotating airdisplacement contraption.
1st Law of surviving a gunfight : Have a gun !
Disclaimer:
Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer, my
terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic.
The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to
hold them is left as an exercise for the reader.
The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for
the second god coefficient.
(A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the
scope of this message.)
Overwegende Uw verzoek om opheldering betreffende de status der
onderhanden zijnde en U welbekende materie en in reconventie Uwer
verzoek om opheldering betreffende het totaal der feiten in de ons
ons bekende ligitieuze kwesties en met inachtneming van de laatse
maanstand, vloedhoogten, profetische gaven mijner muizen gerelateerd
aan het aantal geofferde kippen, geiten, dwarsdraaiende
yochurtbacteriae en de stemming van de aan gemoedsverduisterende
menarche lijdende dochter des buurvrouws, kan ik U slechts van
repliek dienen met een van Mitchelliaanse oorsprong zijnde korte
verklaring, welke luidt als volgt :
Frankly, Sir, I don't give a damn!
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element
yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together
by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no
electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it
impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It
does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a
notion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some
scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons'
reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred
to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it
has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken.
Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen.
Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets.
Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!
Gelaefaede ende verckwyckede, aenmerckeleyck aengedickete, edoche den
afwasche ongheschickede, ofwel opa-zaliger herhaelende, Ohtsjiin
gharassoye zaftrak!, veur taelkundigh minder begaefden: fucking good
breakfast ou un scheissgeiles frühstück.
Gezien de huidige temperatuur is het nauwelijks te verwachten dat een
beschaafd mens nog enige lust tot procreatie bljft.
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