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CODE OP WELKE MACHINE EN/OF ARCHITECTUUR, ANTIEK, MODERN OF TOEKOMSTIG
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WORDEN AANGEREKEND.

<--*-- START NAGUALL NEPNERDS --*-->
*/ START IPL BIOSPHERE PDP */
INITIALIZE PROCEDURE-QUEUE
INITIALIZE ALARM-CLOCK-MODE
   INSPECT PROCEDURE-QUEUE
LOAD PROCEDURE EXCEPTION-HANDLER
LOAD PROCEDURE LISTEN-MODE
		SET LISTEN-MODE "ON"  
LOAD PROCEDURE INITIAL-WAKE-MODE
		SET INITIAL-WAKE-MODE "ON" 
LOAD PROCEDURE POST-WAKE-PROCEDURE
   WHEN AUDIO-SIGNAL-STATUS "ON" 
      MOUNT /DEV/BRAIN 
      LOAD HUMOR-MODE
      KILL ALARM-CLOCK
   ELSE WAIT
INITIALIZE PROCEDURE POST-WAKE-PROCEDURE
INITIALIZE PROCEDURE GETTER
   WHILE COFFEE-MAKER-STATUS "ON"
      INITIALIZE SUB-PROCEDURE COMPILE-AIR-POLLUTING-TOBACCO-ROLL
           GET TOBACCO
           GET CIGARETTE-PAPER
           GET LIGHTER
           GET AIR-POLLUTING-TOBACCO-ROLL
              TORCH AIR-POLLUTING-TOBACCO-ROLL WITH LIGHTER 
      INITIALIZE PROCEDURE POOR-CUP-OF-COFFEE
      INITIALIZE PROCEDURE SIP-COFFEE
      INITIALIZE PROCEDURE INHALE-SMOKE
      INITIALIZE PROCEDURE EXHALE-SMOKE-WITH-HAPPY-FACE
  ELSE WAIT
TEST KEYB_STATUS 177560,  1
TEST PR_STATUS   177564, -1
IPL TTY %% IPL EMACS %%
IF ANY-STATUS !==0
 THEN WRITE TTY00
#> . . .
#> > SUBS-NAGGING-MODE ON
#> > SWITCHED TO USER-MODE ON
#> > IPL BIOSPHERE PDP DONE !
#> > READY FOR YOUR COMMAND MY DEVINE MASTER
#>
 ELSE 
    LOOKUP ERROR
    WRITE ERROR-MESSAGE TTY00
    INITIALIZE ERROR-PROCEDURE
ENDIF
    */ EXCEPTION-HANDLER */
PROCEDURE ERROR-PROCEDURE
   LOAD EXCEPTION-HANDLER
IF !COFFEE
THEN GET MAD
ENDIF
IF !TOBACCO
THEN GET RAVING MAD
ENDIF
IF !COFFEE NOT EXOR !TOBACCO
THEN SLEEP
ENDIF
        */ SUB-ROUTINE PROCEDURE GETTER */
SUB-ROUTINE GETTER
INITIALIZE PROCEDURE KICK-SPOUSE-FROM-BED
  REDIRECT GET-MODE TO SPOUSE
       GET-ITEM COFFEE
       GET-ITEM TOBACCO
       GET-ITEM CIGARETTE-PAPER
       GET-ITEM LIGHTER
IF SPOUSE THROWS EXCEPTION OR DOMESTIC-UTENSILS
  THEN 
     GET DIVORCE
  ELSE 
     INITIALIZE PROCEDURE REALLY-NICE-HUG 
     INITIALIZE PROCEDURE ENHANCE-FAMILY 
ENDIF 
       */ END SUB-ROUTINE PROCEDURE GETTER */ 
POST-ERROR-PROCEDURE 
 IF !TTY THEN GET ROYALLY-PISSED-OFF 
 FORCE WINDOWS-MODE AS USER-MODE 
 EXECUTE WIN.COM
 ENDIF
EXCEPTION-HANDLING END 
LOOP
       */ END IPL BIOSPHERE PDP */ 
<--*-- END NAGUALL NEPNERDS --*-->

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